If I Were in Charge of The World

If I were in charge of the world

I’d cancel politics,

bedtime,

the Kardashians, and also

raisins.

If I were in charge of the world

there’d be enchanted forests,

real-life cartoon characters, and

a lack of dehydrated grapes.

If I were in charge of the world

you wouldn’t have stress.

You wouldn’t have burnt orange.

You wouldn’t have scabs.

Or “Eat your raisins!”

You wouldn’t even have raisins.

If I were in charge of the world

a chewy chocolate chip granola bar

without raisins would be a vegetable.

All raisins would burn.

And a person who sometimes “forgot” to eat raisins,

and sometimes “forgot” not to hate on them,

would still be allowed to be

in charge of the world.